Internationalist Neoliberal Canadian Elites’ Party

Who We Serve

Internationalists are the party of global excellence. We know that sameness is not our problem – it is our greatest source of harmony. As Internationalists, we respect our cultural similarities and pledge to work for all Canadians to move this country upward, even when we disagree. We do not merely seek to compromise – we strive to put an end to Canada’s international reputation of mediocrity and unimportance. Canada must lead the world into the Age of Beauty, both by example and by spreading excellence throughout the world, particularly where the sexually perverted terror of erronormativity runs rampant.

Where We Stand

Internationalists believe in a merit-based economy with a compassionate social safety net, that mental health care is a basic necessity, that reason is downstream from morality, and that the United Nations is headed towards statehood – a noble world order of global democracy and international law.